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Christine
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| Real Name : | Christine |
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| Date Of Birth : | 1 April 1984 |
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| Location : | The Netherlands |
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| Nationality : | Dutch |
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| The Past |
| Christine was born on April 1st so when the doctor presented her to her parents he told them it was
a boy as a April Fool's joke. Neither parent bothered to check and it was the 1990s before the error
was corrected and the walls of her room were repainted from blue to pink. Christine was a happy and shy
child into all the activities of a gender-confused individual such as football and ballet. Her main hobby
though was tennis and her ability to smash balls with pinpoint precision meant boys were understandably
reticent to approach her. |
| Growing up in Holland confers certain cultural obligations on an individual. The wooden shoes that
she has always worn have given Christine great posture and fabulously toned legs but the diet of tulips
and round cheese means she developed something of a belly in her early teens. Imagine a very athletic
pumpkin and you have the idea. Then Christine discovered Mark Owen. |
| In a matter of weeks Christine turned herself into a sleek, svelte young lady determined to
get one thing and that thing was her beloved Mark. To her, "Take That" was not the band's name
but rather what she yearned to hear Mark whisper in her ear. Her obsession with this young man
has taken unhealthy proportions and she now believes that MOO stands for Mark Owen Online rather
than being the sound a cow makes. |
| The Present |
| School days were not overly happy ones for Christine as she suffered from repeated bouts
of illness that left her weak at the knees. This was compounded by the fact that when she was
well she would go to a Take That concert and that would leave her weak at the knees also.
Christine lives with her parents, her brothers and her dog Kobus after whom she generally models
her hairstyles. |
| Christine is a danger to any and all clothes shops and their employees. The EU principles of
free trade do not apply to her because her decision to spend on clothes in one country rather than
another can be sufficient to push monetary union to breaking point. Additionally, the females
that tend to accompany her on these jaunts are such "spirited" ladies that some countries choose to
impose curfews on males under 25 just to be on the safe side. |
| Christine is currently studying a course in "Throwing Rocks at Boys" at the University of
Dordrecht and is expected to graduate magna cum laude owing to all her assiduous practice
in her free time. |
| The Future |
| The future is bright for Christine. Once the career as a knitwear model has tailed off she
plans to become the European Managing Director of one of the leading toothbrush manufacturers and
employ her good friend "Froggie" to be her personal assistant. They intend to instigate a new
policy of quality assurance by testing each and every brush by sticking them in their mouths and
taking a photograph of it. |
| With the money she will make from the payoff they offer to get rid of her she plans to buy a
mansion and build a Mark Owen-shaped swimming pool which she will skinny-dip in daily. |
| Christine is unsure whether her future will actually follow these paths however. We know that
with her stunning looks and sweet personality she doesn't need to worry too much and that the
future will take care of itself, and her, nicely. |
| Quotes |
| "My nipples are dancing just thinking about it." |
| "I like being stalked, makes me feel important." |
| "This chimp-thing is driving me crazy !" |
| "I mean, there are so many different sorts of cheese." |
| "Ich muβ pinkeln." |
| "I like sex in a hole. Did I say that out loud ?" |
| "I can handle 2 men on my own. Or more." |
| "I use hot men." |
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