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Jasmine
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| Real Name : | Jasmine |
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| Date Of Birth : | 1 December 1988 |
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| Location : | Australia |
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| Nationality : | Australian |
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| The Past |
| Jasmine was born premature in 1988. She has compensated for this by being
late to everything else since. She quickly developed into a very cheeky little girl who relied upon her cute looks to get
away with her reckless behaviour. She had thin white-blonde hair and huge blue eyes - many people commented on how unusual
these features were. Indeed her dark-haired, swarthy father remembers the Swedish milkman commenting on it regularly. |
| Cheekiness came at a price as Jasmine found herself on the wrong end of some
pretty nasty injuries as a youngster. Trying out her new Swiss Army knife she found that that thing for getting stones out
of horses' hooves is not best used by lying on the ground and waiting for one to walk over you. She got a good stomping
for that mistake. Her most unpleasant experience was when she decided to try and body-surf up the Sydney Airport escalators
and while she got off at the first floor her intestines rode all the way to the top. A lucky escape. |
| Being only little did not stop Jasmine from believing she could "kick ass"
as she proved when she (aged 3) ordered her babysitter out of the house for eating her chips. God help the woman who gets between her
and her man when she is older ! Jasmine spent her formative years in her underwear (her words) as she lived the tomboy
lifestyle. This contrasted strongly to her modelling work but I guess the combination prepares her for a career in the
"Adult Film" industry. |
| The Present |
| Jasmine is still at school where she has an eventful time. When she is
on speaking terms with the staff (which regrettably requires her attendance or so she now understands) she enjoys her sports,
excelling at athletic events such as sprinting and jumping - she has even won awards for this and represented her state.
Sadly she was forced to give up on her dreams to become an Olympic athlete when she was struck down by a serious case
of adulescens cantbearseditis which plagues her to this day. |
| Like all of us, Jasmine has had her good and not so good experiences with
school but has supplemented her friendships with some fostered online, particularly that with Siān who she hopes to remain
friends with forever. We'll see just how strong that feeling remains once boys appear on the scene... |
| The Future |
| Jasmine's first ambition for the future is to prove that Orlando Bloom
definitely is NOT gay. She plans to prove this several times a day for the next ten or twenty years until she is
absolutely sure people are convinced. Such dedication to informing the public ! In addition she is considering her
own career in acting. When questioned about her views on nudity on movies she said that she only approved if it was
essential to the plot and the guy getting his kit off was really hot. |
| Jasmine has more of her life ahead of her than most of us so whatever is
written here may be out of date before you know it. Rest assured that whatever Jasmine does it will be fabulous in every
sense of the word and she will be grabbing the headlines for years to come. |
| Quotes |
| "My hair has shat itself." |
| "I got a stick up my butt." |
| "I god." |
| "I kick ass at doing the booty dance. I can practically dislocate my hips." |
| "You do know we are having mild lesbian cyber sex." |
| "She called me a minx the other day...is she hitting on me or is she trying to be British ?" |
| "What was I gonna do...spank people with it ?" |
| "I just use my fingers... Yeah, fingers... No other way to it... I lick them after too..." |
| "It was straddling !" |
| "I remember stating that my nose had run away and that it was melting off." |
| "I need a glass of water, if I'm not back in 5 minutes call for help, it means the jigsaw murderer got me and I'm now facing having to saw my leg off." |
| Comments / Stories |
| None submitted yet. |
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