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Lisa


Lisa
Real Name : Lisa
 
Date Of Birth : 12 October 1981
 
Location : Graz
 
Nationality : Austrian
 




The Past
Being born and brought up in Graz, Lisa has an understandably strong bond with the place. She describes it as "the best place ever - I honestly can't see myself living anywhere else". Lisa has not yet come to visit me. Lisa's family home is shared with mum and little sister Hanna who is still at school studying "the boys of the Graz area". She is expected to graduate with exceptional grades. The house has also been home to a menagerie of pets oevr the years including a cat called X (yes, I know) and two guinea pigs, one of which is still with us. Lisa also says she used to ride horses but is unclear whether they also shared the family home. She no longer mixes with horses owing to severe allergic reactions...maybe she should try cooking them for longer ?
Another big love for Lisa is the music of popular beat combo Take That, a group named after the fighting that used to break out as people disagreed about which member of the band was least talented. Despite the band breaking up years ago Lisa has remained loyal and has watched the brilliant singer / songwriter Howard Donald move on to collecting supermarket trolleys whilst Robbie "the one who danced about at the back" Williams has attained international superstardom status. Lisa does not mind that she is currently unattached because no man could hope to give her as good a feeling as the news of a reunion tour did. Lisa's online friendships were mostly formed through mutual love for Take That but despite this she says they are actually nice people.
Other major passions for Lisa are the Lord of the Rings, Star Wars and Harry Potter books and films. She balances these deficiencies with affinity for a wide range of musical styles, reading, photography and nature. Also Lisa likes dogs so she can be my friend.



The Present
Nowadays Lisa's time is divided between two important threads. She is studying French and Educational Sciences which involves a term studying in Rouen. This has proven to be something of a challenge and reinforced her love for her home town and people. The other thread, and one not to mess with, is Lisa's membership of the Grazer Sturmflut (GSF). This is not a far-right political organisation but the die-hard fans of Sturm Graz football team. You may have heard of them as they recently renamed their stadium by removing the name of Arnold Schwarzenegger with whom they had a falling out. Don't argue with people who will take on "The Terminator" ! Lisa is one of the key flag-making, banner-waving supporters and can be found in the heart of the biggest choreographed routines.



The Future
Lisa hopes for a career in modelling but has as yet not found much call for women who always want to be photographed with a toothbrush in their mouths. Her future career has yet to be finalised but she is refusing to rule out a few years as the "Sturm Sex Siren" before becoming the first female manager of Sturm Graz football club. Whichever path she follows she can be assured of a loyal following of her own fans with me at their heart.



Quotes
"I love shopping, I love London and I love throwing rocks at random people."
"Oh, I'm not too much into shoes either... Chris can do the shoe-shopping and we can get pissed in the meantime."
"How could we be so blind ? They've been trying so hard to show us how much they want our boops in their faces."
"Impatient = the feeling you get when you're desperately waiting for one of your parents to come home so you can borrow their credit card."



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Further Pictures
With Kobus Funky hat
Drinking Paddling