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Sarah
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| Real Name : | Sarah |
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| Date Of Birth : | 31 July 1986 |
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| Location : | New York |
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| Nationality : | American |
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| The Past |
| Sarah was born in Bayshore, and lived her early months with her family and her parents' friends.
Always a quick beginner, Sarah had managed to secure her first boyfriend before moving away, quite an
achievement as she was still only ten months old. Admittedly they did not exactly "date" at this stage
but like any good woman she liked to lay the groundwork early. |
| Upon moving to Brentwood, gateway to the romantic West, Sarah's
tomboy nature took hold and she spent her days climbing trees, riding bikes and peeing standing up. Mostly
she surrounded herself with boys which shows that little has changed to this day. Little Bobby and Steven
grew up faster than most of the little boys round those parts. |
| Sarah's brother Billy was born when she was three and she has always been the protective big sister
to him. It is a tribute to his mental strength that he has grown up as balanced an individual as he
has. Their joint childhood was dominated by the menagerie housed next-door including chickens,
snapping turtles, a goat, a peacock and a collection of more typical domestic pets. This
environment was sufficiently distressing to turn the two children's hair the strange red colour it
is to this very day and no-one can fully explain how it happened. |
| During the Summer after Sarah's 5th Grade a re-evaluation of the living situation took place in the
light of a stabbed child and a multiple shooting in the school gym. Sarah's parents, ever the masters
of understatement, described it as a "bad area" and moved away to West Islip, a more sedate environment
altogether. |
| The Present |
| Recent times have been tricky for Sarah as she has battled with Lymes disease (which I think makes
all your leaves fall off) and the loss of an inspirational figure in her life. Those who know her
will appreciate the strength of character she shows in her own life and how that can prove a great
inspiration to those of us who experience it.. |
| Sarah is sadly a swot - a brainiac - a krelboyne. She can't help being so darn smart but she
has been encouraged by her school counsellor to take a year out and smoke dope just to see how
the slacking generation live. Sarah is also on the swim team and is currently working on a new
stroke that she hopes to try out on Michael Phelps. |
| In some bizarre twist on the Florence Nightingale syndrome Sarah has not had enough of being
in hospitals as a patient so works in them as well. This shows her scientific and humanitarian
aspects and she also enjoys the artistic pleasures in life. Combining these pursuits with her
strong faith and disappointingly uncorruptable morals she is currently studying a course to gain
a qualification to become either the second female president of the USA...or the first female
Pope. |
| The Future |
| Journalism beckons for Sarah in the years ahead as she blazes a trail from the high-pressure
reporting of tensions in the Middle East to her true ambition, hosting a show like Jerry Springer.
An ideal posting would be a reporter on NASCAR as Sarah is a self-confessed petrol-head and
actually believes that it is not boring. Sarah is also a Yankees fan but is receiving
therapy and lots of support. |
| Long-term ambitions are to be healthy, wealthy and wise. Amen to that. |
| Quotes |
| "I have so many strange cocks..I <3 them." |
| Comments / Stories |
| None submitted yet. |
| (if you would like to contribute a comment about Sarah please
me and tell me your story) |
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