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When will the leader of the free world sort out his rapidly thinning hair ?

Firstly, here in the ethereal realm we do not like to offend powerful people so we take the view that Vladimir Putin does not have thinning hair.

Of course there is a possibility that the question refers instead to Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America. If so, the answer may be more complex.

First, for someone to take action on such a matter, they would have to be bothered by it. President Trump does not seem concerned and so is either so at peace with his physical appearance that he has no concerns (well done him) or so self-absorbed that he thinks his hair looks thick and lustrous. There can be no way to know for sure.

Second, people are often guided by those around them, however it is just possible that Mr Trump has surrounded himself with such a coterie of “yes men” that none dare suggest there is an issue, let alone suggest a means for resolving it.

But the third possibility, the one favoured by academics who whisper behind closed doors for fear of being overheard, is that the poor chap may have no choice because it is a symptom of a serious medical illness, as yet undisclosed to the American public. That is the possibility I think should be examined further.

A compelling theory is that President Trump may be suffering from the symptoms of late-stage Neurosyphilis, a third-stage symptom of untreated syphilis, the sexually-transmitted disease. Symptoms of such an illness commonly include :

  • Irritability
  • Loss of ability to concentrate
  • Delusional thinking
  • Grandiosity
  • Impairment of judgement
  • Squinting
  • Patchy hair loss

Now it would be wrong to try and diagnose someone at a distance and as an ethereal being, The Conduit has no medical training. But this theory is one put forward by Dr Steven Beutler for your consideration.

And consider it, you should.