Ever get the feeling someone wants you to write an essay for them ? It is not the role of The Conduit to do so of course. I am not aware that T.S. Eliot liked to sleep with young relatives but I stand to be corrected. Also I do not believe that “Woody Allen” is an anagram of “toilets”. So barring the references to Eliot’s poetry in Allen’s 1978 “Love and Death” I will conclude…they aren’t.
That will probably get you an F.