A quick tip for anyone thinking about having a keyholder for their building.

Don’t add a new fancy lock to the front door and then fail to give your keyholder a way to open that. Otherwise it will be late on Christmas Eve and he will be standing like a twat in a side street looking like a rubbish burglar as he tries to open a door while an alarm is going off.

Let us hope it doesn’t sound again because there’s shit-all I can do about it tonight.